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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 06:02
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Amazon joins the big nuclear party, buying 1.92 GW for AWS - TechCrunch
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Israel says it killed 9 Iranian nuclear scientists, and braces for attacks from Iran - NPR
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Ancient Protein Breaks Biological Rules by Working in a Mirror World - SciTechDaily
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Sovereignty Wins 2025 Belmont Stakes, Beats Journalism in Final Triple Crown Leg - Bleacher Report
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Molestiae quas aut aut quisquam eum aut.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
So they tried